Everything Else: 

Watch me explain (IMHO) how the Roswell UFO crash and President Kennedy's assassination are tied together...

Why am I a football widow...

Anecdotes from the stark, raving sane...

All this and more when I get around to it!!

But first a few quotable quotes from The Year of Our Lord 2002:

"I am not Mother Teresa."  Boxer Mike Tyson.

"No, no, he's a friend of mine.  He's not a moron at all."  Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien speaking of Bush.

"What would Jesus drive?"  An SUV commercial.

When discussing congestion and crowds at a local city event, Alderman Clemens was heard to say, "I don't want to hear anyone say. "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."  (Sounds like he stole that from Yogi Berra.)